22nd Aug 201321:41150,105 notes

Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.

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13th Mar 201323:5118,833 notes
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multipack:

gay marriage is illegal but wearing sparkly uggs isn’t

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Guy 1:

no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
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thissnigguh:

THIS UFKCING CAR
26th Nov 201221:5122,224 notes

brittanakissed:

i’m just going to lie on my floor until i become attractive

(via twistedtheory)

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